Sperm Donation Made Automatic and Easy

Presumably the contraption in question. (Via Gadgetreview.com)
Presumably the contraption in question. (Via Gadgetreview.com)

“A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easieran automatic sperm extractor.” (Ifls.com)

The machine features a pipe that “automatically” extracts the precious liquid from the lucky donator charitable enough to lend a bit of time and fluid to the hospital’s sperm bank.

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