Startling Revelation: Hello Kitty… is Not a Kitty

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Hello Kitty is not a cat, Hello Kitty is human?! That’s what Kitty makers Sanrio revealed recently. Sanrio made this revelation and disappointed the world, ahead of events in honor of Hello Kitty’s 40th anniversary.

Fans were shocked. The cultural icon looks like a cat and smells like a cat, but backstory tells she is a British girl in the third grade.

A somber mood has spread among fans who’ve had their worlds turned inside out. These fans will likely be attending the Hello Kitty exhibit opening October 11, and then Hello Kitty Con with begins October 30, both in Los Angeles.

Fans will likely be in treatment for shock until kitty fest officially kicks off.

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