There were two travelers who met on the road and talked about wonders at home.
There was a man who boasted about himself because he had read some books.
A poor man bragged to his friends: “I am not very rich, but I have all of life’s necessities.” Then he counted his fingers and said: “Except for a dragon vehicle and a phoenix wagon.”
There was a foolish officer who escorted a criminal monk to the capital. This officer was worried that he would forget his belongings and his task. He carefully checked everything before he took off. He also made up phrases as…
A woman stole a sheep from her neighbor and hid it under her bed. She told her son not to tell anyone. Soon, the neighbor was cursing in the street about the person who stole the sheep.
Once, there was a man with a very bad memory. He would forget to stop when he was walking and forget to get up when he was resting.
A father was coaching his son. He said: “Be flexible when talking. Do not make a decisive answer quickly.” The son asked: “How do I speak with flexibility?”
A centenarian was celebrating his 100th birthday. One guest congratulated him: “Congratulations on your longevity. I wish you live to 120 years old!” The old man was furious and responded: “I do not live with your family, why are you limiting…
A father and his son were walking together. A man who did not know them pointed to the son and asked: “Who are you?” The father replied: “He, the son-in-law of the 9th generation of the grandson of the Minister…
There was a wealthy man who had a big family and had many assets. He always lent money to help people transition through difficult times. Many people owed debts to him.