Giorgio Armani Surprises With Sandy, Desert-Inspired Runway Looks

The Italian fashion king comes with something new for his ready-to-wear collection, but it’ll leave you thirsty, and maybe dehydrated.

Giorgio Armani calls his new collection “Sand,” and it looks desert inspired, with various shades and textures of brown. These easy, swinging outfits can be pictured blowing in the desert wind.

Though his new collection emulates a desert scene, I’d like to see some clothing made out of actual cactus pieces, with sand thrown over. The models should have sandy, dry hair. And the clothing should have cactus spines and thorns. They should stick out of the clothing, and prick anybody who comes near. Then we’d have true desert-inspired dress.

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